Imagine a really slimy immortal gorgeous 18-year-old. Now imagine him saying "yeah, baby" to his oppressed blonde girlfriends in their slinky bikinis ( Read more... )

...and earlier when we just finished our evening episode of Bagpuss ("Bah-pouh") and decided it were time for bed, she stood up, raised a finger in the air and said "wan mooh" over and over whilst holding the finger up at me[0 ( Read more... )